Saturday, July 19, 2008

GSTV

The TV sets on top of each gas pump are now ready to start imprinting their captive audience.

Gas Station TV...

Not that this is a new thing... it's just irksome. And it is a new thing for the Gulf station on Southbridge Street.

But I mean, ...the megalithic oil companies who are making obscene profits at our expense have to spend those profits on a TV set on top of every gas pump?

Well, of course they do! This is, after all, an investment that promises to bring an even better return for the stockholders who, as a fair majority of the pissers and moaners in this society don't realize... they are required by law to put first and foremost in all of their business decisions.

Heh. I know that I'm going to want to drive my Jeep around a lot more now... so that I can buy gas more often... in order to have a chance to see the next episode of the "Snacks and Sandwiches Inside" story.

1 comments:

Jim O'Connell said...

Oh, but think of what you could do if you could hack into that network....